Nonetheless, profiting as a guru or vending subpar software/screener requires minimal effort

Fire sale! Remember that ‘can’t-miss’ dividend play fearless investor kept shilling? Well, buckle up buttercup, because it’s on another trilling ride south! Profits? Vanished faster than a free trial. Dividends? Shrinking faster than your patience with this stock. But hey , chin up ! Maybe this is another one of those ‘strategic undervalued opportunities’ they were talking about. Sure you get a few pennies every quarter, but it’s not even enough to buy a decent cup of coffee to drown your sorrows in. But, hey at least you can collect more shares - like shinny new pebbles for your investment beach. #dontdropthistrash(itsalreadyplummeting) #freefallingdividends(notfinacialadvice,becauseclearlyyounoneedany)

Revenue drops, dividend payout drops.